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Okay, so full disclosure: this is obviously not vegetarian, because it is mostly bacon. But for those of you looking for a fun snack, it’s great. 

This was, as you might have guessed, something I whipped up for my husband. I got the idea from Nom Nom Paleo (http://nomnompaleo.com/post/2538959456/bacon-guacamole-sammies-dont-these-bacon-and” title=”Nom Nom Paleo”>) but my guacamole recipe is a little different from hers (read: I make lazy guacamole.)


Avocado-Bacon Mouth Orgies

  • Avocado (I used two medium avocados and it was more than enough for two people, even with me eating half of it out of the bowl)
  • Salt
  • Pepper
  • Chili powder
  • Cumin
  • Cayenne
  • Chipotle (powdered)
  • Mayonnaise

As usual, let your tastebuds decide ingredient volume for you. I like my guacamole chunky, acidic, and not so creamy. You could also throw some cider vinegar in here if you like yours a little more runny and sour, and you can use as much mayo as you want. I used about 3/4 of a tablespoon because I fucking hate mayonnaise and it goobs me out bigtime. You could put sour cream in it, instead, but I warn you: coconut milk/oil has no place here. You’re not an idiot, are you?

DETAILED COOKING INSTRUCTIONS: Smoosh the fuck out of everything, taste, and make sure it’s blended. Use a food processor or blender if, unlike me, you are not too lazy to unpack the blender you got for Christmas.

Now that you ROCK-amole (dur hur hur hur) cook the bacon and make sure it’s crispy. When the bacon is cool enough to handle without burning yourself in a salty manner, spread the guacamole on each piece, put two together, and HOLY SHIT BACON-AVOCADO SAMMICH.

Here is an artist’s representation:

ohfuck lookit that shit yeah


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